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farbit • farbitchinous • farbitration • Farbitudinous • fartitude • fabitch • Farbie • farith • Fabbit • Fabits
Farbined
So I hobble my ass into work today, and I get Farbined. The dealership is about to go under, so they are making more cuts, and I was given the boot.
Farbined by freddiestilskins February 23, 2009
Queen Farbis
An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.
LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!
Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.
LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!
Joff: Where are you going?
LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!
Queen Farbis by joff leff November 30, 2011
Farbot
Farbitudinous
a catch-all substitute for "fubar'd" when you just don't know what to say or need a long word to substitute. This is THE word of all words for what 'thing' you just don't know how to describe.
"When the dude took a suidical swan-dive off the building's 10th floor, landed on a trampoline-like awning and bounced off another, landed on a Farbie and ended up standing straight up on his feet, only to walk over and find a $100 bill just laying in the gutter and his eyes met a hot brunette who later proved to be the love of his life...well...that story is "Farbitudinous"!
Farbitudinous by Farbitudinous Dan January 9, 2011
Nashville Farbies
Nashville Farbies are the unmistakable clothes that today's country music ''stars'' wear in an effort to look country.
Farbies comes from the phrase ''Far be it from me to say anything about how ridiculous you look!''.
Farbies comes from the phrase ''Far be it from me to say anything about how ridiculous you look!''.
Did you see the Academy of Country Music Awards the other night? The Fathers of Country and John Wayne would turn over in their graves if they saw all these young wannabes wearing Nashville Farbies!
Nashville Farbies by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026