faptitude 

1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob.
2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability.

"He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about music! I knew that kid had major faptitude from the start."

faptitude by GinaMina November 13, 2007

Faptitude Test 

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.

Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"

Faptitude Test by shannonbananon August 19, 2013

Rectal Fortitude 

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

Rectal Fortitude by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

fatitude 

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.

That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.

fatitude by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008

testicular fortitude 

balls, guts, intestinal fortitude

He lacked the testicular fortitude to stand up to his boss.

testicular fortitude by weave March 16, 2003

fattitude 

A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.

"Dude, that blubbery fat chick needs to shut up already. She's got a major case of fattitude."

fattitude by Rob B. December 14, 2004

ovarian fortitude 

strength, fearlessness, boldness

I finally had the ovarian fortitude to dump his ass.

ovarian fortitude by enigmaticatbest September 6, 2010