A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.
Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?
by Darth Xenon July 12, 2022
While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.
by hento March 11, 2009
A person who masterbates to child porn
by anon2014 September 21, 2010
Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.
That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.
by Robert Himler November 3, 2013
A group of Singapore "bus enthusiasts" who makes regular love with buses with their gentleman's area, inconveniencing commuters after they leave their white mess behind in seats.
by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020
one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks
by classy_sir June 16, 2014
Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.
by Breast Thong May 29, 2012