fapman

A fapman is a guy who vigorously, and frequently faps. Their dick is usually sore from excessive fapping and as a result their dick doesn't fit well with ladies. A fapman will also enjoy beastiality with passing livestock, such as pigs, if he sees one while driving when they become tired of fapping

"That guy is such a fapman"
"yeah you see that dead pig, bet you he raped it"
"yeah bet you he killed it because he didn't want it to squeal"

by Sr.Ridiculously winning October 10, 2013

Fapman

Oprah of perverts.
Gives HD porn to his homies.

That dude is the best fapman around.
Fapman help me! My internet is slow.

by Sin(ishq) /cos(ishq) June 19, 2018