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fappers delight 

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
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Fagerstrom

A Finnish name you shout out to someone you want to come out of hiding or their home.
"Get out here, Fagerstrom! I know you're in there!"
Fagerstrom by DCDC4 February 5, 2010

faux farers

a knock-off version of Ray Ban Wayfarer sunglasses
Friend: Hey man, nice Wayfarers!
You: Actually, they're faux farers. I got them for ten dollars at Nordstrom.
faux farers by T.Liz June 30, 2009

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.
When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse
Fappers Remorse by pooook October 31, 2011

fapestry 

a heavy handwoven reversible textile used for hangings, curtains, and upholstery and characterized by complicated pictorial designs, and covered in dried semen. A fapestry is usually the result of someone fapping onto the same tapestry over a long period of time until it becomes rigid enough to throw like a big square frisbee.
"I wouldn't lean up against the thing on my wall, there bro - it's got my baby batter all over it."

"What the fuck? Why didn't you warn me this thing was a fapestry before I put my hand on it?!?"
fapestry by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 10, 2011
The piece of paper or tissue used to wipe semen off after masturbation.
Mom: Sam, your desk is covered with fapers again !
faper by KJ² - 1 November 3, 2008

Fanperson 

A gender neutral term for fangirling/fanboying.
"Look at Quinn, they're fanpersoning over Dan and Phil again." "Oh my gosh they're such a fanperson for Undertale"
Fanperson by Eli Cooper October 5, 2017