FAPPAGE 

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

FAPPAGE by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

collateral fappage 

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

collateral fappage by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

faceage 

Term including and recitating the effect of an "in your face" burn/diss. In relation to the word "face."

dill: why did you hit me?
bill: because I don't like you, faceage!

dill: your too big to play with.
bill: that's not what your mama said, faceage!

faceage by remt October 4, 2006

fakeagenda 

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.

You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office

fakeagenda by alex_b August 5, 2014

faceage 

the process of being slapped, whipped, hit, owned, etc. with an item manufactured by the North Face brand

"Son, steve gave dat white girl some mad faceage wit his coat"

faceage by Wakefieldbaby November 1, 2006

Fapergeddon 

When a gentleman proceeds to 'beat off' until he drops down dead.

Joe: How did he die?
Bill: Ah, it's another case of fapergeddon.

Fapergeddon by Not Rated Yet November 2, 2013

fappage 

fappage = one man birds and bees

i explained masturbation euphemisms using childish language

fappage by unknownness July 15, 2003