2 definitions by alex_b

fakeagenda

It is that agenda, small book or binder that you take to meetings for the single purpose of not being emptyhanded. You do not write anything down, just hold it or draw some miscellaneous lines.

You go ahead, I forgot my fakeagenda in the office

by alex_b August 4, 2014

Bonus captivus

when you want to leave the job but delay it beause you don't want to lose the yearly bonus

"John can't leave the company right now, he's in bonus captivus"

by alex_b June 8, 2016