fannypad

An insult used in Glasgow, Scotland in reference to Sanitary Towels.

Haw you, Fannypad geeus yer cap.

fannypad by Sund March 29, 2004

fannypad

fannypad is a sanitary towel you stick on ur panties wen ur on your dabby doos

mam a need fannypads cause am startin ma dabby doos

fannypad by fannypad May 29, 2004

human fannypack 

That thing where a midget hangs around your waist and carries your driver's license in his mouth.

"Jim, wanna go to that new club, SPAHCY?"
"Yeah, Tom. Let me get my human fannypack."

human fannypack by Applefran October 3, 2013

fannypack 

1. a small pouch (convenient for traveling) connected by horizontal straps that are encircled around the waist, fastened by a buckle/button of some sort. suitable to contain any type of small traveling/hiking/photographing necessities
-called 'fannypack' because the bulk of the pouch rested on the (hindquarters) fanny (see american usage... or british if you prefer).
-typically seen resting on the front/back of tourists, however there has been a spotted trend amongst the hipster type where the fannypack is worn off to the side (a slight diversion from it's usual appearance)


2. a neo-slang term referring to an excess of stored of fat in the posterior region

1. "Timmy,we're going to disneyworld today, so put on your fannypack"

2. "Damn that dude/chick has one hell of a fannypack"

fannypack by jady September 21, 2004

fanny pad 

a soft absorbent pad (with or without wings) used to soak up period blood therefore stopping clots dropping out of the knickers when windsurfing or performing a gymnastic display for the whole of your school,also prevents a girl from sticking to the floor when doing the splits for her father

when sarah was abseiling down the woolworth building a sudden stretch caused her 'fanny pad' to slip out and fall hundreds of feet to land on the face of the traffic warden

fanny pad by scotsbuff November 23, 2003

FannyPacktastic 

Anything wonderful, great, fine, or awesome.

Tedwardo: Hey Todd, How're you today?
Todd: Im FANNYPACKTASTIC TEDWARDO!!
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Jane: Hey your new hair cut is fannypacktastic!
Jill: Thanks! and I just got these fannypacktastic shoes on sale.

FannyPacktastic by Shintwieda November 6, 2005

Arkansas Fannypack

When a male shaves a girl's pubic hair and stuffs the trimmings up her rectum with his penis.

Friend: "Hey Walter is it true what they say about Jenny, that she doesn't shave her pussy?"
Walter: "Not anymore, I gave her the Arkansas Fannypack. She'll be shitting pubes for a week."

Arkansas Fannypack by George W BUSH and DICK Cheney March 30, 2009