Someone who insists on drinking only warm or room temperature "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing worthless chores like dusting vases or his dads athletic trophies or minimum wage work-related activies, like Arbie's or some other fast food restaurant, but is really doing one of few things

1. Playing Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops

2. Rubbing one out

3. Macking on really gross Asian chicks that want a one night stand and that have really squinty eyes and have no upper body at all

4. Playing golf all the time, even in the winter and bitching the entire time when playing

5. Complaining about absolutely nothing and blaming everyone but himself for his failures in life

6. Attending religious activities, like buying a new yamaka or a monora
Martin-"We should all hang out this friday."

Derek-"Yeah sounds like a great plan."

Tyler-"That would be Awesome."

Nate-"Thanks for the offer but I already have plans for that day."

All Three-"Wow Nate, you're such a FANNYPACK!!!"

Nate-"Sorry I actually have a life and have other things to do."
by Du So Good December 13, 2010
When the section of skin below the stomach but above the genitals. Referred to as the groin area. Has excessive build up of fat. So that when the person wears pants the look like they have a massive bulge in their pants. Similar to a camel toe, but far more obvious and odd looking. Both women and men can have a "Fanny Pack"
"Hey that man is wearing a fanny pack!"
"Yeah, it's covering his natural Fanny Pack."

"Oh my gosh these pants give me a Fanny Pack!"
by Angelic_Light April 12, 2010
To pack or fill a pussy.
Pack my fanny with your schlong.

Fanny pack me!
by Vin Rouge February 13, 2010
Collective noun for a group of male chicks with orange tans at the gym who only work out their upper bodies, use benches like their own personal property storage areas and are more often than not covered in horrible, unnecessary tattoos.
Go to your usual franchise/chain gym and throw a rock near the benching area between 5:30-7:30pm. The "guy" you hit will more than likely be in or part of a fanny pack.
by Bishonencam January 04, 2011
A fanny pack is 1st 4 da british 'n' 4 da american 2.
Ya'll have 2 shit dunlops if ya're don't stop touchin' my fanny pack.
by chipskid May 16, 2010
v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor
I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.
by vertigo July 14, 2008
usually known as a fag bag but is also used for stupid ass annoying people
1: check out my tight ass fanny pack

2: colin you fucking fanny pack
by buttah May 10, 2006

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