fanny licker

A fanny licker is also a name for a small dog that grannies buy when their husband has long passed away, this little pooch then takes on the roll the husband used to play (in the bedroom)ie: licking grannies minge!

Grandchild: are you lonely when you go to bed nan?
Grannie: no darling, I take my little fanny licker to bed these days, he's better than grandad!

fanny licker by Shell555 January 5, 2007

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fanny licker

To be "sucking up" to someone which is met negatively by fellow individuals and brand you a fanny licker.

He was a right "fanny licker" with the boss today, to get a rise.

fanny licker by RealRockNRollStar January 5, 2007

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fanny licker

where your saying someone sucks pussy

what a fat fucking fanny licker

fanny licker by anonymous December 4, 2021

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Fanny Licker Kendal

The unscrupulous dinner lady that also wanted to suck your cock

Fanny Licker Kendal caught us in the math block toilets and tried to preform her act

Fanny Licker Kendal by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

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fannylicker

Someone who is extremely dumb... and licks fannies.

You are such a fannylicker.

fannylicker by Josh July 9, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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