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Fangles
Fangles by Bvnnymiist August 25, 2022
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fangle • fankles • Fangled • fangled up • Fangler • Fargleschnott • Fagglestar Gaylactica • Fagglestick • fagless • fanglebang
Five Finger Fangle Fop
The definitive method of masturbation in which you hold out your hand in a high five and slap your dick as hard as possible until climax.
Frank: I had the best orgasm last night.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Bill: Did Sarah blow you?
Frank: Nope, I did the Five Finger Fangle Fop.
Five Finger Fangle Fop by Shaft_H September 11, 2016
fanglish
The language of fangirls also known as "fantard speak."
Also known as the bastardization of the English language involving their own twist on internet speak. You can find them mostly on fan sites, music forums (predominantly in JRock forums, like Batsu), and fangirl blog entries.
The most popular words often used in fanglish are, "zomg," "squee," "lulz," "flailing," "glomping," and "nosebleed." Most of these words are usually started with an asterisk (*), following the word, and closing with an asterisk. Some prefer using parentheses instead.
Prime examples in using fanglish are the following:
"zomg that new PV of alice nine. made me squee with joy."
"That video made me lulz big time."
"i glomp you so hard for uploading the new photo shoot of (insert JRock band here)."
Also known as the bastardization of the English language involving their own twist on internet speak. You can find them mostly on fan sites, music forums (predominantly in JRock forums, like Batsu), and fangirl blog entries.
The most popular words often used in fanglish are, "zomg," "squee," "lulz," "flailing," "glomping," and "nosebleed." Most of these words are usually started with an asterisk (*), following the word, and closing with an asterisk. Some prefer using parentheses instead.
Prime examples in using fanglish are the following:
"zomg that new PV of alice nine. made me squee with joy."
"That video made me lulz big time."
"i glomp you so hard for uploading the new photo shoot of (insert JRock band here)."
fanglish by vendettaonfangirls January 23, 2009
fanglebang
fanglebang by downtownjb June 28, 2010
Fagglestick
Meaning Fag Stick. Just a funny way of saying it. Made up by some 10 y/old during boredom of school.
Spongebob: "I'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready, i'm ready!"
Squidward: "For what, ass sex with Patrick? You Fagglestick."
Squidward: "For what, ass sex with Patrick? You Fagglestick."
Fagglestick by AnonymousPerson003 September 22, 2010
Fargleschnott
The mating ritual of the Whos of Whoville. Said to be the sickest, most depraved and hedonistic marathon of debauchery in the history of everything.
Fargleschnott by NecroVMX June 19, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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