The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.
I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.
by sharkfoot February 21, 2010
A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.
by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008
a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
by vulvahammer October 6, 2009
1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.
2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.
2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.
by NihilistDom July 10, 2009
by Rial-toes November 3, 2008
Josh: Man, spring is almost here. Capris and flip-flops FTW!
Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.
Jordan: I know bro, but come winter a toesie famine is gonna hit...... of irish potato proportions.
by binx117 February 27, 2009
Arnold: Have you seen the state of Warren recently?
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.
Tarquin: Yeah, no wonder he's going through a pussy famine.
by shagutter November 7, 2014