forced family fun 

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.

We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...

forced family fun by YAWA July 2, 2017

Familyzone 

When a girl you friend with/crush. Loves you but only like a family. Like a brother, father, cousin, uncle, or maybe her dog. Hey, dog can be a part of the family too. Unofficially
You can get really close to her but you will be considered as a non-dating option. Ok there's a chance you will be on the dating option but the chance are smaller, deal with it.

Similar to the friendzone

Like me, just stuck into the familyzone because I'm fat, bald, and a dude ;_; (Well not really because of that)

Becca : I love you. You like a brother to me.
James : So, we're not dating?

James. One of our comrade. Had fallen into the familyzone

Familyzone by FatBaldDude August 2, 2013

Familyguytis 

When something (typically a piece of media) is entertaining for the first few minutes/seconds, but then you realize that the content of those first few minutes/seconds is all that it has to offer. Named after Family Guy, who is infamous for having jokes that are funny for the first few seconds but then the rest of the joke is just that punchline extended, variably from a few minutes afterwards to sometimes even the entire episode.

My problem with a lot of horror movies is that they got Familyguytis; they have that one interesting gimmick or concept that reels you in but then they just refuse to expand upon it after it's introduced.

Familyguytis by Deejaynerate March 22, 2022

FamilyGuyin' 

When something is lasting longer than it should, and it is making you slightly uncomfortable.

when Peter Griffin and the chicken fight, it just lasts toooooooooo long, as well as when Peter hurt his knee in one episode and he kept saying owwwww, that went on tooooooo long as well.

This shift is fuckin familyguyin' man.

FamilyGuyin' by Yoko Ohno Tha Bono March 21, 2010

Chitwood family fun time 

Absolute hell.

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!

Chitwood family fun time by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019

family fun time 

When your family only consists of two consenting adults, preferably married or in a long term relationship, and it's time to bone down. Often useful as a suggestion when in front of others, but without saying "let's go have sex now."

Before we go have dinner with those people, we need some family fun time.

Oh, I'm sorry, we won't be able to make it to church this Sunday. We have family fun time scheduled all morning.

family fun time by ChimmieChanga January 21, 2015

Family Fun Night 

The act of having 2 siblings have sexual relations with a man of the chinese ethnic background while fully intoxicated wielding a whip, spiked dildos, and of course... double-sided anal beads.

Me and my sister, April, had a darn good Family Fun Night with our good friend... Hu Flung Poo.

Family Fun Night by Pubic Dreadlocks August 19, 2009