Family Day 

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

Family Day by wr36 February 16, 2009

familywatchdog.us 

A website which allows you to see just how many piece of shit low life child molesters live in your neighborhood.

Mom: Honey, I was doing some research today at familywatchdog.us and I found out that nice old Mr. Jones next door actually likes to fondle children.

Dad: Is that why he was so adamant about having Johnny over for popcicles?

familywatchdog.us by rrock January 6, 2009

Familyguytis 

When something (typically a piece of media) is entertaining for the first few minutes/seconds, but then you realize that the content of those first few minutes/seconds is all that it has to offer. Named after Family Guy, who is infamous for having jokes that are funny for the first few seconds but then the rest of the joke is just that punchline extended, variably from a few minutes afterwards to sometimes even the entire episode.

My problem with a lot of horror movies is that they got Familyguytis; they have that one interesting gimmick or concept that reels you in but then they just refuse to expand upon it after it's introduced.

Familyguytis by Deejaynerate March 22, 2022

FamilyGuyin' 

When something is lasting longer than it should, and it is making you slightly uncomfortable.

when Peter Griffin and the chicken fight, it just lasts toooooooooo long, as well as when Peter hurt his knee in one episode and he kept saying owwwww, that went on tooooooo long as well.

This shift is fuckin familyguyin' man.

FamilyGuyin' by Yoko Ohno Tha Bono March 21, 2010

Family Day 

(n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.

(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.

I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.

I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.

Family Day by kLid March 7, 2011

familyjacked 

When a social network user posts something they find interesting/funny/etc with the intent to share it with friends, then all of their family comment on it instead, thus ruining the post.

"I posted this crazy youtube video on facebook.. but all my aunts familyjacked it.. damn"

familyjacked by neonarcade May 23, 2013

Familay 

a group of close positive-minded friends that one considers blood family.

It's okay to leave the your personal belongings out in the open, there's nothing familay here.

Familay by 15th Wonder April 8, 2011