FAMILYCAP 

Extent to which you are disadvantaged by the embarrassing behaviour of close family members. A good time to assess your familycap is at large gatherings such as weddings, baptisms and funerals.

“Hey Karen, nice to see you, it's been such a……oh my God!...isn’t that your brother Brian changing his toddler’s crappy nappy on the wedding cake table? What a familycap!"

FAMILYCAP by Cornelius Button April 6, 2008

familywatchdog.us 

A website which allows you to see just how many piece of shit low life child molesters live in your neighborhood.

Mom: Honey, I was doing some research today at familywatchdog.us and I found out that nice old Mr. Jones next door actually likes to fondle children.

Dad: Is that why he was so adamant about having Johnny over for popcicles?

familywatchdog.us by rrock January 6, 2009

FailScape 

Slang term for the MMORPG Runescape, after multi-way PvP killing was removed.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Runescape has gotten boring.
Guy 2: Runescape? More like Failscape these days.
Guy 1: Touche.

FailScape by Hardvolume February 26, 2008

familyjacked 

When a social network user posts something they find interesting/funny/etc with the intent to share it with friends, then all of their family comment on it instead, thus ruining the post.

"I posted this crazy youtube video on facebook.. but all my aunts familyjacked it.. damn"

familyjacked by neonarcade May 23, 2013

FailScape 

FailScape is the name for the game "RuneScape" after they removed the wild was taken out because of RWT(real world trading).

Dude don't get on FailScape, JaGex fucking ruined it.

FailScape by MooCoww March 21, 2008

familymanchilde 

familymanchilde is the best genshin impact tiktok person! they are so kind and they carry the genshin fandom omg (their also a minor and go by they/them so pls remember that)

i love familymanchilde, they have such amazing cosplays and have so many characters on genshin impact.

familymanchilde by bleeeeeeeeeeeeep December 1, 2021

familycam

The camera that records your living area.

I can see you on the familycam...

familycam by Robgamblejasonmcmanus December 28, 2020