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When you walk out to your car in the morning only to realize that your keys are in the upstairs bathroom, so you have to go back.
Why were you late to work this morning? I had a false start.
by srta_martin November 27, 2008
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to have sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend when one of the two wanted to stay abstinent until married (one can be abstinent because of religious reasons)
Person 1: "Why are you upset? Did something go wrong with Jenny?"

Person 2: "Yeah I committed a False Start when my parents wanted me to wait. I'm so screwed."
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