Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Falloog

(Fa-loog) - To masturbate using faeces as the lubricant.

Richard fallooged with Helen.

On a quiet friday night in alone Rupert enjoyed a good falloog.

After being caught short at the beach Hamish was found fallooging in the sea with James.

Danny liked to falloog at work, wearing only his apron.

Falloog by Sir Shoddy February 8, 2010

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy 

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy by Round Heeled Floogie w/o floy October 7, 2013

faloopa

The art of gently lifting a man boob with two fingers in a flicking motion, usually using the pointer and middle finger. Usually done as a sign of respect.

"Man, Trevor is so awesome."

"I know, that man deserves a faloopa."

faloopa by u2fan13 September 19, 2012

fahoogledorf

the act of a man shoving a cat up his partners vagina.

Terry: my vagina hurts after the fahoogledorf you gave me.

fahoogledorf by mudkiperz564 December 30, 2010

Faloots 

Anal sodomy commited by a group of friends with an inanimate object such as a poll or cardboard tube. No lubrication is necessary and the victim is known as the falooted and the perpetrators are the falooters. "Faloots" is yelled upon entry of the anal cavity and at least 3 thrust must happen to make an offical faloots.

They yelled "Faloots" as the pentrated the anal cavity.

Faloots by Falootbadoot January 29, 2018

Falooser 

A person who is of a creepy nature. Generally proud of it too.

I think that Charlie is the biggest falooser going around. He really creeps me out.

Falooser by Creep Channi July 7, 2008