1.) To methodically
go through and strip from a file every possible unnecessary, redundant or irrelevant piece of
paper, with the intention of minimizing storage
space required by that file. This may include the
cutting or tearing off of of portions of a piece of
paper that do not contain any relevant information for the file it is contained in.
The benefit of Fallmanizing a file is that the bulk of a file is reduced, and essential documents are preserved and easy to locate.
The feared consequence of such an
action would be that potentially important documents might be inadvertently discarded.
Fallmanizing can also be the manifestation of someone suffering from Papyrophobia or Vacansopapurosophobia, irrationally fearing the accumulation of unnecessary papers and documents.
A critical reason individuals should keep copies of their own important documents rather than relying on others to maintain their paperwork in files they have no control over.
This term has also been used by Conspiracy Theorists to refer the unauthorized alteration of human
DNA in abductees by
extra-terrestrials.
I can't find that paper, I hope it wasn't Fallmanized before it went to storage.
...
Those who view themselves as unfortunate victims of
alien abductions may find consolation in the alternate view that the Fallmanziation of their
DNA may not simply be malevolent interference; but acts perpetrated with
true Universal altruism. Perhaps their
DNA has only been Fallmanized for storage in an ark of sorts, to save us from what irreparable harm we might inflict upon ourselves once the cat is out of the
box and we see what our childish curiosity might have done to it.
