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fall asleep standing up 

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.
I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.

Fall Asleep Trick 

The old fall asleep trick was born in del val. It's when you and your companion have had a couple of drinks and you trick your companion into wanting to fuck you more by walking away from a party and fake falling asleep, this causes your companion to get horny and follow you and hook up with you.
Dude i got that slampig to hook up with me when i used the old fall asleep trick.

national fall asleep on facetime day 

national fall asleep on facetime day is may 14

get your crush to fall asleep on facetime with you.
hey let's fall asleep on facetime because its "national fall asleep on facetime day"

dont fall asleep yet 

its a song by powfu and something you would say to your friends<33
person 1: ima sleep</3

person 2: dont fall asleep yet

Fall asleap in a bathtub 

An insult. If someone fell asleap in a bathtub, they could drown.
Man, I hate that guy. I hope HE falls asleap in a bathtub!

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026