facebroken

A state of complete frustration and despair caused by repeated exposure the utter nonsense posted by Facebook "friends".

Joe was in a pretty good mood until the idiotic status updates posted by his friends on social media left him completely facebroken.

facebroken by jhernd June 10, 2015

facebake 

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

facebake by M T Jones March 17, 2008

facebake 

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

facebake by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Fakebaker 

A person who whips up a batch a cookie dough for the sole purpose of eating said dough, with no intention whatsoever to bake it. Ever.

Emily always pretends she's about to make cookies for her kids, but really she's just a fakebaker.

Fakebaker by ItsAShoreThang October 22, 2015

Facebroke 

Not having any credits on Facebook to purchase "gifts"

I was going to get you a gift, but I'm Facebroke. Happy Birthday anyway.

Facebroke by Diesel Darryl September 14, 2009

facebroke 

When your significant other ends your relationship on facebook, whether permanent or temporarily.

David facebroke with me yesterday, but today we are back together.

David facebroked me yesterday because we had a fight.

facebroke by tlonger October 7, 2009

Failebrate 

To succeed you must fail a lot.... Learn to fail with enthusiasm. Celebrate your failures.

Failebrate!

Failebrate after you fuck up, and try again you pansy. Awww missed a rep, failebrate and do it again, TWICE!

Failebrate by DrTrizzle December 23, 2015