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a another meaning of the word (Falbert)

Instead of a (chad), a person that is smart or an individual that hates (indonesians) to a certain degree

the word also means the person is (Based) and that he holds an opinion that you agree with or that he holds an opinion that is uncommon and not very mainstream.
this person is a Falbert

you are/you're a Falbert

you talk like a Falbert

the way you form your opinion is very falbert like
Falbert by anonymous September 16, 2021
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The homosexual act where a man is performing oral sex on another man and the giver inserts a finger up the givee's anus. Short for "the fag albert."
Harold took a man-friend home last night and he went "the Falbert" on him.
Filbert the most loving person on earth good looking any body is lucky to have him as a friend or special someone. Can't be disrespected by friends or anyone.
Girl #1 hey who's that kid
Girl #2 you mean Filbert the good looking guy
Girl #1 yeah him
Filbert by helloimanonymous12344 November 23, 2021

Anal Filbert 

While in the act of mutual masturbation, shoving shelled peanuts or peanut M&Ms into the anus of your partner until he or she climaxes thus shitting out all of the peanuts or M&Ms.
Bro, I've been cleaning my house all day because I met this girl at the bar last night and she gave me the best anal filbert of my life, there was shit everywhere.
Anal Filbert by Sonny Bono December 27, 2005
Noun: a homosexual male who thinks he's the shit and likes to put his head on other's shoulder by sneaking to his victims.
"oh my god fobert (fagbert) where did you come from??"
"mumble im gay mumble"
fagbert by gonzorr February 2, 2006
Faubert is normally very athletic, but very lazy. He is very competitive with any sport he does. Faubert’s are normally not afraid to speak there mines, and will hit back 10x harder when going after someone. Make sure to never go after his loved ones, you will regret it. He is one of the sweetest people you with ever meet and any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. If you ever become friends with a Faubert you are extremely lucky. Make sure to never lose him when he comes around. He will always be able to make you laugh when your down, and will always be there for you. He is very dependable when needing help, but is the best procrastinator you will ever meet.
Girl 1: I met one of the nicest guys!
Girl 2: I bet his name is Faubert.
Girl 1: How did you know
faubert by 15853836929 December 6, 2020
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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