5 levels of fatness 

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.

what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!

5 levels of fatness by Dragongobi March 10, 2010

Lady Fakessi

Lady Fakessi is peruvian anti-folk band. A project from malicia love and jingo blue. The name refers to an italian girl of middle class that likes to fuck a lot, hence Fakessi.

Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.

Cool Guy 1: I heard this new band that is kinda funny. Lady Fakessi, heard of it?
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!

Lady Fakessi by malicia love October 30, 2012

Fakeness 

Overload of faking.

I can't stand being around this fakeness.

Fakeness by Cstar December 1, 2013

Hot Fatness 

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.

While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".

Hot Fatness by Dman5000 February 20, 2013

faness 

to steal or take something from someone

example 1.

boy: girl i know you didn't just faness my shades?
girl: they clearly in my hand aint they?

example 2.
guy1: aye bruh i just fanessed this iPhone from the teacher!
guy2: lehh go!! i would sell that shit for $300!!!

faness by lil'bitakaMS September 5, 2011

fadness

An intense situation that consists of a fun activity.
A combination of the words "fun" and "madness."

"Dude! You should have been at the Dr. Manhattan concert last night!"

"I know! I heard it was absolute fadness, for sure!"

fadness by Stevey :) June 21, 2008

fatness 

coolness, sweetness

that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!

fatness by nitro June 30, 2004