fakey

a sassy insult for someone whos been/is fake, mostly used by the girls and the gays. could be used jokingly w friends or seriously.

“since when do you care, fakey?”

“nah shes been a fakey. we knew this..”

by lady gaga luvrrr May 06, 2021

fakey

snowboarding switch, eg riding goofy down the hill on your board set up for natural riding, without changin the bindings

he was a pro, he rode the chutes fakey

by emily November 27, 2003

fakey

Fake ID. Falsified identification generally for the use of purchasing alcohol or ensuring you that your date isn't underage until she turns around and slaps you with a count of statutory for not calling the next day.

I was nonchalantly mentioning my 21rst birthday and Matt asked if I had a fakey

by Mmmkay December 04, 2004

fakey

When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.

So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!

by Bob Jones November 25, 2003

fakey

Fakey is one of the biggest Counter Strike hvh players in the EU. He dominates every community server he joins, and he owns every nn since 2017 even though he is one of them.
Never uses minimum damage override.

fakey is the biggest namer ever

by SeemsCrazy13 April 15, 2021

fakey

a bed with pillows and stuffed animals covered with blankets to look like a sleeping person for when kids are sneaking out

My mom came down and the fakeys totally tricked her.

by sleeman95 June 20, 2011

Fakey

Someone who doesn't seem real, these include:
Fake Tan
A lot of Make Up
Body Parts that look like plastic
Names that ain't real or isn't a name e.g. Mahtab
Wearing hair extensions
Anything that isn't the real person

Some Kid: Hey Fakey, You Wear Fake Tan Don't Cha?

by Some Awesome Kid :P December 01, 2010