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1.
Fake ID. Falsified identification generally for the use of purchasing alcohol or ensuring you that your date isn't underage until she turns around and slaps you with a count of statutory for not calling the next day.
I was nonchalantly mentioning my 21rst birthday and Matt asked if I had a fakey
by Mmmkay December 04, 2004
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2.
snowboarding switch, eg riding goofy down the hill on your board set up for natural riding, without changin the bindings
he was a pro, he rode the chutes fakey
by emily November 27, 2003
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3.
Someone who doesn't seem real, these include:
Fake Tan
A lot of Make Up
Body Parts that look like plastic
Names that ain't real or isn't a name e.g. Mahtab
Wearing hair extensions
Anything that isn't the real person
Some Kid: Hey Fakey, You Wear Fake Tan Don't Cha?
by Some Awesome Kid :P November 29, 2010
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4.
a bed with pillows and stuffed animals covered with blankets to look like a sleeping person for when kids are sneaking out
My mom came down and the fakeys totally tricked her.
by sleeman95 June 19, 2011
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5.
When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.
So I was doing my girlfriends sister last night, and then I gave her a fakey!
by Bob Jones November 25, 2003
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