Fake ID. Falsified identificationgenerally for the use of purchasing alcohol or ensuring you that your date isn't underage until she turns around and slaps you with a count of statutory for not calling the next day.
I was nonchalantly mentioning my 21rst birthday and Matt asked if I had a fakey
Someone who doesn't seem real, these include:
Fake Tan A lot of Make Up
Body Parts that look like plastic
Names that ain't real or isn't a name e.g. Mahtab
Wearing hair extensions Anything that isn't the real person
When having sex and the male is behind the female (i.e. doggy style) pull out before orgasming and then spit on her back. When she turns around you then shot on her face.