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Fake ass mother fucker 

A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.

Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?

Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?

Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!

Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!

Fake Ass Mother Fucker 

Fake ass mother fucker that acts like they you they friend but harbors ability to keep you at tap when you quickly respond to they messages and all they do is sleep

pudge facker 

Get off that fat dude you stupid pudge facker!
pudge facker by Deckard Cain July 24, 2003

pudge facker 

Random people who troll message boards, inserting perverted ancedotes wherever they go. These generally are middle-aged men who jack off constantly because they cannot get laid.
"Primal is such a fucking pudge facker!!"
pudge facker by fetishX November 10, 2004

Nick Facker 

A word commonly used to replace "fuck." It shows great anger, surprise, or disappointment, and can be used in all parts of speech.
*Hot girl walks by"
"Nick Facker!!!"

"We should just be friends"
"Nick Facker..."
Nick Facker by lilswiss November 12, 2014
Hey, you Facker!

You're a real Facker, aren't you?
Facker by F3d3l April 22, 2020