fake-ass tweet 

A trend among some Tumblr "famous" users where they pretend a celebrity has tweeted about them by faking a Tweet. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.

Person #1: OMG, did you see what Rihanna wrote about that Tumblr user on Twitter?
Person #2: Nah, that was clearly a fake-ass tweet, like Rihanna even knows who they are!

fake-ass tweet by Actionables June 28, 2014

Facetweet 

A facebook status that is not funny, interesting, or a conversation starter, but is meaningless, and rather resembles a tweet. It could concern what one is eating, whether one is in the washroom, or whether one is in bed. These are generally disliked by many who use facebook because most users really don't give a shit. It is also common for people who post facetweets to update their status at higher rates.

Jane: Hey Dave, stop posting facetweets, if you really want to publish the fact that you couldn't have a smoothie for breakfast then just get twitter.

Here is an example of an elongated
Facetweet saga:

7:22 am: i don't have enough berries for my smoothie :(

7:34 am: goin # 2 right now

9:03 am: just got to work, my friend anton said hello

9:12 am: bored of work so im updating my status... beth and sam also said hello to me... ripped up a foam stress ball for fun... gonna take a nap.

9:13 am: still bored... gonna take a nap... goodnight.

Facetweet by Tortazo April 13, 2009

Facetweetbooking 

When someone inexplicably uses hashtags in Facebook posts.

I think Facetweetbooking happens because we have finally reached information saturation making our brains unable to differentiate between online social networking applications. Personally I believe that with the advent of Google search our society has gotten exponentially stupider and less informed as it has become easier and easier to look things up rather than have to be bothered to “remember stuff.”

Facetweetbooking by ichyban June 21, 2015