fake model 

a girl who has a random guy take pictures of her in skimpy clothes to show off her body. different than a real model whos body is used to accentuate brand labels.

"that girl in the park getting photographed by that weirdo is such a fake model."

fake model by brandonbounce May 16, 2014

Fake Mode 

The state of faking, To knowingly avoid prior obligations.

Yo dog he said he'd be here in 5 minutes and he aint, that niggas in fake mode

Yo that cab slowed down like he was gonna scoop us, man that nigga in fake mode.

Doobie need to hurry up and drop a CD, man that niggas in fake mode.

Dat nigga said he'd roll a blunt but he smoked it to the head, that niggas in fakemode

Stroul said he was going to come to Brooklyn but he aint allowed out of CO, man that niggas in fake mode.

Fake Mode by Doobert a.k.a Doobie August 5, 2006

Fake In Mode 

Just acting. I'm finna pull up rn over there, I'm around the corner. He on this block Don't let them give you a time ooh that's bad 5-20 min he lying his a**"fake in mode."

Acting big time but really acting buddy a** fake in mode.

Fake In Mode by Ghetto Christmas October 31, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012