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Fajangled 

"I'm completely fajangled after that 3 hour ride!"
Fajangled by Willasss August 20, 2013
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fajangled 

a polite way of saying fucked up, f.u.b.a.r, messed up, disheveled
i was in a work meeting and the orator was giving a presentation.. he forgot his laptop and thumb drive.. the whole thing was completely FAJANGLED
fajangled by iamgodly August 3, 2009

Fajangle 

To make out or kiss, anything up to second base, usually very innocent
Have you and cooper fajangled yet?
Fajangle by Jsoabqo November 13, 2018

bajangled 

the act of getting a genital piercing.
I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.
bajangled by bajingled September 29, 2010

fadingledangle

Fadingledangle, also pronounced as fadingledongle, means, simply, a dick, male genital, cat magnet, 'Big Daddy', penis, testicle, semen squirter, doctor's syringe, gay candy, stick, pole, wooden sword, unicorn horn, boner, etc.
"Man, that fadingledangle is so fadingledangly."
fadingledangle by Juno Bug September 9, 2014

Fadangle 

To move or make adjustments in order to reach a specific goal or outcome; to make do. "as in robbing peter to pay paul". Also, to play around with.
Having a very limited budget, I often fadangle with minimum payments and closing dates in order to reach and maintain a desired credit score.
Fadangle by Shine eyes September 3, 2018

fojangle 

"You just fojangled my hair."

Quit fojanglin with me!

You totally just fojangled my paper!
fojangle by SAyouPA October 8, 2007
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