failt 

This word is a combination of the words "fail" and "fault". It is used when someone has done something terribly wrong and it is completely their fault.

*Jimmy leaves the freezer door open and all the food goes bad*
You say: "It's all your failt, Jimmy!"

*Jimmy tries to blame the problem on you"
You say: "It's not my failt!"

failt by fishbm May 15, 2008

Failt 

When you shart your pants and remember that you should never, under any conditions, poop outside the house.

1: Fuark.
2: What?
1: I failt my pants, I need to go home immediately.

Failt by slacketstew November 12, 2019

Fail Squad 

A group or organization of people who have proven time and time again that the only thing that can be expected of them, is failure.

Tony Hayward, CEO of BP, is said to have been the leader of the worlds first Fail Squad.

In May of 2010 the worlds first, real, fail squad presented itself in the form of BP. The energy company responsible for making our home "Earth" bleed out crude oil into our oceans at the rate of thousands, to hundreds of thousands of gallons per day.

Fail Squad by Marcosthemexican May 21, 2010

Fail Baiting 

When someone attempts a ridiculous /impossible feat while being videotaped, with the hopes of creating a viral fail video.

"Hey dude...get your phone and film me riding this pogo stick on that coffee table"
"What? ... thats ghey dude...your totally fail baiting"

Fail Baiting by reevstar June 11, 2016

Failed Abortion 

Dream stans

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion

Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

Giga Fail 

A fail that is so extreme, that it tests the very fabric of nature, religious beliefs, technological advancements, and the origins of life as we know it. The 11th commandment should have been "Thou Shall Not Take Part in Giga Fails." This is how extreme a Giga Fail is.

"That fugly chick who bought me this poster is a Giga Fail."

"The fact that you were born is a Giga Fail in itself."

"Your skills at cooking bacon is a Giga Fail."

Giga Fail by King of Apes November 7, 2011

too big to fail 

Excuse given by those supporting the wealthy establishment for why millions in taxpayer dollars should be given to large corporations to prevent them from defaulting.

Fake News made sure to drive the point home every few minutes that $10 billion needed to be given to Goldman Sachs because it is too big to fail (that is, so that their investors wouldn't take such a hard hit).

too big to fail by rich rick July 22, 2011