Failpiking 

To save someones Myspace or Facebook picture and add the word fail to it. Ussaly only for pictures that have a funny or dumb thing in them. Ussaly done to people you dont like or hate

Tom-Dude what have you been doing you look wasted

Kane-I was just failpiking all my Ex-Girlfriends 324 pictures. damn i hate her

Tom-okay mann i feel bad for you

Failpiking by thebibleninja May 2, 2010

flailicking 

a combination of flail and frolic; when one spins, skips, and waves arms violently. the funnest form of movement ever created

Let's go flailick in the snow.

flailicking by gertrude February 14, 2004

fildicking 

The act of twiddling your dick amongst your thumbs for entertainment or shear pleasure.

Wes, quit fildicking around and get to work.

fildicking by boinkme April 2, 2013

Fallapicking

A meta-fallacy and a classic debate coward's move. It occurs when someone, unable to refute the substance of an argument, selectively cherry-picks potential logical fallacies within it to shift the entire discussion into a tedious, pedantic meta-debate about argumentation theory. Instead of wrestling with the actual point, the Fallapicker becomes a pedant with a highlighter, scouring your sentences for any whiff of a "straw man" or "slippery slope," no matter how minor, to declare your entire position invalid and themselves the winner by technicality. It's the refuge of someone who cares more about winning a rhetorical game than discovering the truth.

Example: "During the town hall on traffic safety, a resident presented data showing roundabouts reduce accidents. The opponent, with nothing to counter the data, resorted to fallapicking: 'Ah, but you cited a European study—that's an appeal to foreign authority! And saying 'safer streets' is an emotional appeal! Your entire argument is fallacious!' He successfully turned a discussion about saving lives into a logic 101 digression and felt smug about it."

Fallapicking by Abzugal January 30, 2026