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Falationship

We aren't really dating per se, for the most part she just gives me head. Sometimes I return the favor. It's really just a falationship.
Falationship by DJ J-dot June 3, 2010

Failtronics 

When a robot creates and detonates an EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) device.
"Oh my god. Run! The robot has activated its Failtronics."
Failtronics by Dr. Phil's Conscience September 26, 2009

Failthos 

When someone fails miserably in an attempt to pathos, logos, ethos, kyphos, etc.
Announcers: "Make it a great day or not, the CHOICE IS YOURS!"

Stefan: "What a failthos..."
Failthos by LampyLampy March 26, 2009

fappathon 

fapping marathon
the attempt at masturbation throughout the day, as many times as possible
Timmy is watching porn, fappathon ++
fappathon by Curt V September 3, 2005
Group of three or more people continually farting; similar to a marathon, though running is replaced with farting.
Chris: Hey breh, want to come over tonight for a fartathon?
Reggie: No, sorry. I've got to study for my chemistry exam.
fartathon by MOMuvmENT April 17, 2010
Failton is a hybrid word consisting of the two words "failure" and "Specialton." This word can be used as an insult for someone who messes up something that is simple.
You know Oliver? He's a right failton at work. He just can't do anything.
failton by Failton June 4, 2018