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3. fail sauce
a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.
"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."
1. Fail Sauce
If you could take all the failure of man kind and grind them all up into a paste, that would be fail sauce.
Zomg she is such fail sauce.
2. fail sauce
staples mixed with Wattered down oatmeal.
Fail sauce, the breakfeast of Douches.
4. Fail Sauce
The sweetest sauce of all, or more specifically, the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epically.
Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!

Person 2: Did you enjoy it?

Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...

Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet Fail Sauce...
5. fail sauce
Something said to someone who has made a bad joke or has done something so retarded that the fail at life.
Someone misses a game winning shot. You would scream FAIL SAUCE!!!
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