A man who assumes extra responsibilities in order to give the illusion of power. He often does more than is asked of him and is an insufferable show off. He usually only dates midgets and is obsessed with nipples.
"Who's that guy fondling that midget and acting like he's hot shit?"
"That's the lab aid... Fahnstrom"
"That's the lab aid... Fahnstrom"
by Lawrence Broadway February 2, 2010