fahnstrom 

A man who assumes extra responsibilities in order to give the illusion of power. He often does more than is asked of him and is an insufferable show off. He usually only dates midgets and is obsessed with nipples.

"Who's that guy fondling that midget and acting like he's hot shit?"

"That's the lab aid... Fahnstrom"

fahnstrom by Lawrence Broadway February 1, 2010

Failstrom 

A portmanteau of the words 'fail' and 'Maelstrom'. A fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.

OMFG that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. It was a sort of a Failstrom for the entire room.

Failstrom by D Adler February 5, 2010

loren faulstrom 

this person is the biggest crack head on the planet almost as bad as scar face himself.

get away from the crack loren

loren faulstrom by ross donnell October 9, 2003

Faelstrom 

A nooby warlock who thinks he is an officer when really all he does is states the obvious over and over in vent.

"Ok guys I think I know what we did wrong; this time everyone try not to stand in fire cuz i think thats what killed us durr durr a durr. I must be a Faelstrom"

"Can you guys call out where you are when I get the ooze? I can't seem to find the tank who is tanking a huge freakin slime around the outside of the room I must be a fealstrom"

Faelstrom by Cfizzle22 January 18, 2010