fagobyte 

A gay computer nerd or a straight nerd who is unable to get laid from a hot nerdy girl after failing to follow the simple instructions his nerd sensei gave him.

Dan you fagobyte! ASK HER OUT!

fagobyte by Sensei §yron March 2, 2004

fapobyte 

The unit of measurement for porn storage.

Tom, "Hey Phil, How many fapobytes of albino midget porn do you have on your hard drive?" Phil, "I think I'm up to about 30 fapobytes Tom."

fapobyte by lostnthenet July 7, 2010

Fagocyte 

A gay black,brown or white person who eats footlongs.Remember not the subway sandwich

Essah:ayo is that khalid?I swear he’s a watermelon eating fagocyte
Rayhan:yh he stole my milk

Fagocyte by CurryOnToast May 22, 2021