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Megatron's gay brother or just a real annoying prick
Shut up you fagatron
fagatron by slimmy89 December 31, 2009

fagstronaut 

A homosexual male who seeks out males who have never engaged in homosexual activity.

A homosexual male who has gone where no other fag has gone before.
Bruce has hooked up with so many heteros that everyone calls him a fagstronaut.

Dude, do you see that straight dude over there? I'm going to earn my fagstronaut wings tonight.
fagstronaut by the real el dangeroso September 9, 2009

mega fagatron 

security guard-"Hey. There's no smoking by this ashtray"

you-"Wow your a mega fagatron."
mega fagatron by lucian illusion February 5, 2009

faggatron 

A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).

Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.

As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology

One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"

Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008
A person who's inappropriate behavior and appearance transcends being a fagatron. Generally found wearing suspenders and or sweater-vests.
Suspenders are only cool on Larry King Live; Jason is such a fagaton.
fagaton by rick328i March 27, 2008
Mike : i know what transformer you will be!
Jay: What transformer?
Mike: Faggotron!!!
Jay: :/...
Faggotron by OjMann April 14, 2011