facting

Fucking, for the implausibly controlled.

You have to be facting kidding me. I am NOT that lily white baby's baby daddy. No facting way Jocelyn. No. Fatherfacting. Way.

by Guru Voodoo April 13, 2015

fact

A fact is the piece of skin located betwen a females vagina and her anus.

If you hit that, you're in the shit and that's a fact.

by Frankie and the maddog January 7, 2005

Facts

When homie/homegirl* number 1 makes an opinionated statement that homie/homegirl number 2 agrees with wholeheartedly and shows so by saying '"facts." The opinion is usually, but not always, widely agreed upon by many others not in the conversation. Note that it is NEVER an actual fact.

*cuz equal rights/pay/representation is sexy

Homie: Yooo, they ain't have to do my man Hodor like that my g...like wtf yo, he don't even be bothering nobody fam & niggas gon' niggas gon' *on the verge of crying* ...man, fuck the white walkers yo..
Homegirl: Facts

Homie #1: Yooo look at these old Salma Hayek & Halle Berry pics from the 90s, them bitches sooo bad
Homie #2: Nigga, they' still bad as fuck
Homie #1: Facts
Homegirl #1: Them grown as LADIES are so bad
Homeboy #1 & 2 (in unison): Facts... (subdued)

Homie #1: Yooo, two of the best followup albums that don't get the love they deserve, are It was written and Hell on Earth
Homegirl #1: A lot of people love those albums tho
Homie #2: plus people often forget that the Infamous & not Hell on Earth was the actual followup to Juvenile hell, probably making it the best sophomore album of all time
Homegirl #2: little known Facts

Homegirl #1: Yooo, I ain't saying them niggas necessarily stole the elections, but son something fishy with thei' relationship
Homegirl #2: word, like Russia's our mans and them now?
Homie #1: nahmean, like the cold war, moon and weapon races is ancient history and shit
Homie #2: that's like being best friends with a kid who's the grandson of a crip dude that ur blood granddaddy beefed with for 45 years
Homegirl#1: u know blood and crip granddaddies my nigga? but yeah, that dude is on his cash rules everything around me shit, so it's far from far-fetched that dudes are working together on a common goal
All in unison: Facts

by brooklynzfinest--lets go Mets! December 16, 2017

FACTS!

An exclamation used when someone is overly sure that a given statement is true and,or relatable.

Yo man, Kim K's ass is pretty big.
FACTS! Her behind is brighter than my future.

by |naijaslastwoe| April 11, 2015

Facts

(Noun) Agreeing with a statement. Often used by fuckboys. Derivation from "fact" which, of course, means "a true statement"

fuckboy 1: yooo javon was so drunk the other night, he sent dick pics to the pizza delivery guy

fuckboy 2: (in agreement) factsss

by Beems July 5, 2015

Fact

Something that is true, and has proof to be true.

An example fact is that men with a name beginning with "K" have large penises. Like the name Kevin for instance!

by NOT Jet November 23, 2011

fact

See taint

by Anon September 16, 2003