Facecase cracker 

Someone who enjoys burying their face into the crack of other peoples asses , to the degree their face gets razor burn

That chick from data didn’t come into today, I heard she didn’t look so good after a night with Harry buttaburier from PR. She’s a real facecase cracker

Facecase cracker by Davedale August 18, 2019

Facetoast 

The ultimate burn. When someone burns someone else, they have commited "Facetoast".

Friend: Dude, I heard you have a small ****!

You: That's not what your mom said

This is a perfect example of "Facetoast".

Facetoast by La Chupacabra September 1, 2005

fagtease 

A homosexual that has momentarily come out of the closet only to be momentarily return to it; also, it refers to a homosexual that has come out but proclaims that he is straight.

I don't understand why he doesn't say he's gay any more; he's such a fagtease.

fagtease by madanonymous June 20, 2006

faceplease 

when everything you ever do on facebook is aimed to please a certain friend/group of friends, whom you hardly know.

"dude, do you have andy on facebook?"

"yeah, i always try to faceplease him"

faceplease by danstroyer March 17, 2010

Facebase 

Your update feed on facebook. The place where you start when signing into facebook or go to when clinking the "home" tab. The place where you see all of your facebook friends updated status and such if you haven't blocked them.

I noticed that my best friend broken up with her boyfriend when I signed in and saw my facebase. I knew she would be calling me soon to talk about it.

Facebase by MyMusicAddiction August 22, 2010

Facetrace 

In reference to Facebook, the act of wasting hours of time locating new "friends" through your current Facebook friends.

"Dude man, I was doing some Facetrace and I found this smokin hot girl named Lindsay. She's one of Casey's friends."

Facetrace by Chelsea V July 2, 2007

facebase 

the act of facebooking that resembles the use use of freebasing cocain. Hours of use that leaves you feeling empty inside. Feeling powerless to say no from compulsive checking to see if any one has made a comment. Repeated comments on your own posts.

Last night I was at the the movie, but I all that was on my mind was another facebase.

facebase by leonfun1 February 22, 2010