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1. facetard
anyone foolish enough to intentionally repeatedly use facebook
Using social networking sites, aka datamining, is patently foolish but only facetards use facebook
2. Facetard
Someone who posts or re-posts incorrect, false or misleading information on Facebook without taking the time to fact check.
I can't believe that facetard actually thought that that picture of herpes was cancer.
3. facetard
someone with a retarded looking face. hence, facetard. can also be used as a verb, as in making someones face completely retarded
dude, tom's such a facetard

I like to facetard random people in photoshop.

4. facetard
Someone who is addicted to facebook.
Rob is so happy to have completed his 500th quiz this month! He has also just added has 2000th "friend" who is actually a friend of his friend's cousin's niece. Way to go, Facetard!
5. Facetard
An individual inept at using the website facebook
1) Calum updated his status instead of writing on Mikes wall... what a facetard.

2) Sasha is such a facetard he made our brodown a public event and now everyone thinks they're invited.
6. facetard
A name used in place of "Facebook" when the website exhibits one of its many glitches.
Rob is so happy to be receiving notifications about things he can't view on the pages of people who aren't his friends. Way to go, Facetard!
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