Facedumping

The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.

I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.

Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.

by e-boner February 5, 2010

Facedump

When someone deletes you as a friend on Facebook.

"She facedumped me!"

by The Lyon October 28, 2008

Facedump

FACEDUMP

the act of using Facebook as a platform to terminate an existing romantic (or sexual) relationship with a lover or hopeful person.

This may include:... Read More
1. posting a status message to publicly and openly announce cessation of relationship;
2. the sudden change of relationship status from In A Relationship or Its complicated to Single;
3. deleting wall posts that had any relevance whatsoever while the relationship was ongoing;
4. untagging any picture of the facedumping individual with the opposing party;
5. posting notes (blog style) adressed to offending party telling him/her to eff the hell off; and
6. removing opposing party from contacts list.

Angela: so have you broken it off with him yet?

Brit: he's worthless. ill just facedump him.

by theoneandonlytrippygirl August 2, 2009

Facedump

The action of Facebooking while taking a dump.

Use my phone at your own risk. I used it to Facedump earlier.

by thesen8r April 6, 2012

facedump

when your boyfriend/girlfriend changes their facebook status from "in a relationship" to "single" with out talking to you about it.

Sara just got facedumped by Ryan!

by ibudnwtm January 27, 2010