facedrunking 

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.

"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.

facedrunking by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

Facebonking 

Sexual encounters via facebook. Esp. if on a regular basis between the same people. This is done through private messages, facebook chat, or wall posts.

"I was up all night facebonking **** he sure knows how to please a woman!"

"Yeah I've been facebonking this girl for a while now, the other night we were chatting and my Mum walked in on us, it was so embarassing."

Facebonking by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

facedicking 

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.

"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.

facedicking by facedicker December 9, 2008

facedrinking 

The act of drinking while interacting on facebook.

I was drinking and chatting with friends on facebook while having a cocktail. I then updated my status to "sean is fracedrinking". Virtual happy hours on Friday afternoon on facebook are known as facedrinking fridays.

facedrinking by azblaze April 26, 2010

facedrunking 

When you come home totally drunk but instead of passing out like you should you write a bunch of embarrassing sh*t on facebook.

Friend: dude, what the hell was with all those comments you left last night? you told me you loved me

Me: dude, i dont know what youre talkin about, i must have been facedrunking

facedrunking by Classique February 4, 2010

facedrunking 

The act of posting updates on facebook while drunk that one would not post when sober. Similar to drunk texting but out there for the whole world to see.

Just ignore Gabe's rants last night, he was facedrunking

facedrunking by MBwhocares September 8, 2010

FACEDRUNKING 

THE ACT OF FACEBOOKING WHILE DRUNK,ONLY TO DISCOVER NOTHING YOU DID MAKES SENSE"

LISA WAS FACEDRUNKING LAST NIGHT ONLY TO DISCOVER SHE HAD BEEN WRITING ON HER BOSSES TIMELINE

FACEDRUNKING by LEOJ THE GIRAFFE June 5, 2017