facebus 

A variation on the term facepalm. Used when someone or something is so stupid you would rather be hit in the face with a bus than endure it any longer.

Gigi: I was doing a meme on DeviantArt and in one of the boxes it came up with "Sasuke receives a gift of sexy lingerie from Itachi what is his reaction?"

Star: *facebus* Incest = NFTW (Not FTW).

facebus by StarDustCrazy July 17, 2010

Facebus 

When something fials so much a facedesk doesn't evcen begin to cover it.

you slam your face of a bus that's coming towards you :D

Delly: Hey Git, you are from English yes?
Dan: Fail
Delly: FACEBUS

Facebus by NorthenBrittishkiddie January 9, 2011

facebunk 

Absurd, ridiculous, nonsensical, unlikely, and/or untruthful things people post on Facebook.

Tiffany just said she is engaged to Darryl's brother and that they have twins on the way. The wedding is supposed to be in April. That's a bunch of facebunk if you ask me!

facebunk by thingoneandthingtwo May 2, 2012

Facebun

A hair bun placed on the forehead or below that is both leading edge fashion and functional. In addition to being stylish a face bun will protect you in the case of a door being slammed in your face or the proverbial face plant.

Dude! That facebun is stylin' and it saved you from breaking your nose when a door slammed in your face.

Facebun by l.sharp77 September 21, 2018

faceburn 

(noun) - A medical condition caused by making out with a guy who has a lot of stubble. Characterized by redness, itchiness, flaky skin, and/or a general feeling of burning on the facial area, especially near the mouth.

"Fuuuck! The guy I hooked up with last night hadn't shaved in three days, and now I have faceburn!"

faceburn by borninmay April 9, 2010

Facebutter

When a girl has a attractive face but a un-attractive body.Friends often pass these women off as "having a pretty face"

H:wow, look at that girl she's hot
R: Ya, to bad shes facebutter

Facebutter by meteorologist H January 20, 2009

FaceBurned 

To be punitively removed from another’s Facebook friend list.

Often accompanied by a sense of anger and rejection.

I got into an argument with {person} so he / she deleted me from their Facebook, I got Faceburned.

FaceBurned by M. Swiger November 30, 2010