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Facebooktarian 

“Facebooktarian” refers to someone who pretends to be a vegetarian, creating a fake image of himself in social networks (mainly Facebook), posting pictures of a healthy lifestyle, while in real life he/she actually eats all kinds of unhealthy food (including all types of meats) and doesn't care much about his health.
My friend Jose is a facebooktarian, always posting really veggie pictures on his timeline but actually he eats every kind of meat.
Facebooktarian by Zewsoner September 10, 2015
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facebookiando

Noun – A person that is on facebook way too much (facebook-ing), so much so that they miss their Train or Bus stop or their Street while driving due to checking their facebook page.
Belinda missed her Train Stop cause she was facebookiando.

If Danny Keeps facebookiando he will get fired from his job!
facebookiando by é2daizz0 November 17, 2009

Facebookarrhea 

A condition where a person constantly updates their Facebook status. This is usually classified when a person updates their Facebook status more than 5 times an hour. Also classified as when a person uses Facebook updates like Twitter.
Her facebookarrhea was clogging my update page.

See twitterrhea blog-arrhea facebook whore facebook junkie facebook
Facebookarrhea by Jakerie January 26, 2010

Facebooklarity 

Extreme Popularity on Facebook.

Someone who is extremely popular on Facebook.

Someone who gets many posts by people telling them how funny, liked and loved they are on their own wall.

Every post gets a lot of clicks on the "LIKE" button

Someone who gets many positive comments on all of their posts.
John Q Citizen has Facebooklarity because he is well liked & loved by all his friends.

He is missed when he's offline for even 1 day. His friends let him know it by posting many, many positive posts on his wall daily.

Typically John Q Citizen has over 1,000 friends. People thank him for his Facebook friendship. He is smart, funny, witty, kind and loved. The same goes for the female version, Jane Q Citizen.

If you have Facebooklarity you'll know it. If you don't know it, you don't have it.
Facebooklarity by SonnyD81963 October 8, 2011

Facebook Tard 

Someone who finds it is necessary to invent and define words on Facebook yet does not have the wit to officially seal it as his own idea via sites such as...Oooh I don't know...THIS ONE?!

:P
New phrase for the english language..."facebook tard" is used to describe sum1 who doesnt kno their status updated from their super pokes or sum1 who tags fotos of friends in incriminating situations.
Facebook Tard by ToeSnip13 November 30, 2009

FaceBookarrhea 

Simply posting too much on FaceBook, to the point where the poster is wasting time, or the readers are getting tired of it.
I've been posting new things for two hours now; I must have FaceBookarrhea.

Fifty percent of my Top News is from Devon. That guy's got FaceBookarrhea again.
FaceBookarrhea by Sausalito Kid December 1, 2010

Facebookeando 

Verb - A Chicano term used when one is on Facebook to check their status, email or apps.
Orale, homie, call you in a bit estoy Facebookeando. I'll call you when I'm done.
Facebookeando by Toni Sane August 29, 2011