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Fear of someone on the popular website Facebook (the creator who is 25 made 3 freaking billion dollars last year!) criticizing your statuses that you post.
Teenager: So, therapist, I don't know what to do! The back space and delete button are the most common keys I use, I'm freaking every time I log on to Facebook, and I'm not getting any sleep because every time I post something on Facebook, Dick makes fun of me!

Therapist: Well, Vic Tim, you may have a case of facebookstatuscommentingaphobia.
by lettersfromjuliet April 14, 2010
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