facebook ho

one who goes on facebook and adds anybody just to get the most number of friends and constantly goes on the site and posts pictures up like everyday or changes his or her status multiple times a day

John, are you a facebook ho? Stop checking it so much.

facebook ho by pokerface2 March 28, 2009

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facebook ho

Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.

"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."

facebook ho by AANNNEE December 11, 2007

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Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho)

One who feels the need to post scantily clad photos of themself on a daily basis just to piss off the frenemies on their friend list and maybe grab some attention while they are at it.

*to show off your goods and you know it's good so you don't care what the haters say.

Example:

Molly says: did you see her profile picture? What the.....she's a Fa-Ho.

Cindy says: I know-what a "Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho)"

Facebook Ho (Fa-Ho) by Surfer Mommi November 7, 2011

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facebook dat ho

When a pimp searches for his ho from last night's party on facebook the next day after his hangover. This includes after he has done as much as possible with her that night. He knows he is a badass!

Guy grinds on girl all night then he facebook dat ho the next morning.

facebook dat ho by Madman12 October 16, 2007

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Facebook female ho

Signs of a facebook female ho:

-Adds a bunch of unknown guys to profile.
-Only puts sexual, attention wanting pictures up.
-Talks to every unknown guy!
-Thinks she is the shit because a bunch of horny boys that don't know her want her.
-She perceives herself, completely different on facebook, than how she is and looks in real life.
-She only wants GUYS attention on her facebook.
-Deletes any post from girls off her facebook.
-Deletes any comment from anyone that points out she does too much on fb for attention.
IS NOTHING LIKE THE REAL HER ON FACEBOOK! #thristy

Likes a TBH status from a girl.. girl post it.. she deletes it right after because she is a facebook female ho..

If fat she hides her stomach because she wants to be a facebook female ho!

If skinny she tries to make her boobs as big as possible and takes pictures intentionally to show off her ass so it is easier to be a facebook female ho.

Deletes any type of comment or post that tries to call her out.

Facebook female ho by The noticer! December 31, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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