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facebook creep 

verb
1. to spend a ridiculous amount of time (normally when procrastinating, bored, or both)on the website Facebook
2. to look up persons whom you are not related or affiliated with and/or have no intention of being friends with in real life because of some amount of potential weirdness, hotness, lameness or other limiting factor
"Susan spent 2 hours facebook creeping the super fly guy from her biology class, looking at his pictures, comments, wall, news feed, and that of everyone he is friends with."
facebook creep by Amandalie January 6, 2009
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Facebook Creeper 

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pictures,their statuses, their wall posts, their picture comments, subscribed to random people, their pages, liking comments on statuses from other people,logs on faceboook out of instinct, liking people's friendships, jumping from page to page,looking at people you dnt know and only have one mutal friend, adding people you don't know just so you can see what your friends say to them and what they post. its a lot like stalking but on more than one person!
SUMMER AND SABRINA TEXT:

Summer: "hey what are you doing?"

Sabina: "....."

Summer: "You must be on faecbook it's been like twenty minutes, who you creepin'on?"

Sabrina: "i clicked on some girl's page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was KARRISSA and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!"

Summer: "God you're a facebook creeper!"

Sabrina: "i'll show you later"

Summer:"YES!"
Facebook Creeper by facecrepper January 18, 2011

Facebook Creep 

A Facebook creep is someone who passes all of their free time on Facebook, looking up details of someone they just met, someone whom they may be infatuated with, but this is not necessary.
A Facebook creep knows of all flattering and compromising pictures of a person, as well as where they are, and follows the developments on the person's wall closely, perhaps to spot a lover not mentioned in the relationship status.
Tory spends all of her free time on Facebook when she should be studying. She is a huge Facebook creep.

Curtis: "Tory! Did you see those new pictures of Chris?"
Tory: "Those were up yesterday. I love the one where he was hammered!"
Facebook Creep by define_this December 16, 2008

Facebook Creep 

A person who spends too much time looking at people's pictures, conversations, and information. They especially take the time to check out people of the opposite sex they have never met before or talked to before. Facebook creeps also have random conversations with people of the opposite sex who they would never talk to in person, and think they have some type of "game". A good facebook creep will start a relationship with the person who they randomly started talking to.
Person 1-Nick was talking to this girl in our hall who he never talked to before.

Person 2- What a facebook creepers!

Person 1- Can you believe Nick goes out with this girl who he met on facebook. That's not wierd or anything

Person 2- Ha,Ha! I'm sure this kid thinks he is the man now cause he has a girlfriend. Too bad the only reason he goes out with her is because of facebook.

facebook creeper 

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.
you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

Facebook creep 

Someone who spends all their time looking at people they don't know, usually someone they are infatuated with or loath. Looking through all their pictures, wall posts, friends and everything else. These people generally have no life and/ or no friends and are too afraid to talk to the person they are creeping on. The facebook creep's main tool is the search bar with which they use to find their target. Every time the facebook creep signs on they usually check their online friends to see if their target person is online. If they are they will look at their profile, if not they may wait a couple minutes before typing the targets name into the search bar, and then look at their profile.
Morgan and Maria go online during class to facebook creep.
Facebook creep by dac7 January 28, 2010

Facebook Creeper 

Someone, usually of the opposite sex, who creeps on someones Facebook pages constantly. He/She likes and comments all their pictures to gain their attention. They also comment and like every status the other writes, even if they have no reason to, or it doesn't pertain to them. They do this in hopes they will be noticed and be able to get with the person.
Girl Status: I'm so tired and my stomach hurts ;(
Creep: (Like)

Girl posts a new picture
Creep: Likes and comments beautiful
Girl posts another picture
Creep: Likes and comments again
and so on and so on...

Girl: Damn Kim Jason has been Facebook Creepin' you hard likin' and commentin' all your pics and statuses.

Kim: yeah dude is thirsty haha what a Facebook Creeper
Facebook Creeper by WhiteRex09 February 28, 2013