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The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.
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A much cleaner, more private alternative to MySpace.
Wow, Facebook doesn't lag!
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Facebook, gotta catch'em all!
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A popular website where one can join the most pointless groups. Usually, these groups are associated with the boring things done in everyday life. News that your "friends" have joined these groups tend to infest your homepage, and tempt you to join or create a group along the lines of "I am tired of the pointless facebook groups".
I have nothing better to do right now, therefore I'm joining the "I tend to use a spoon to eat soup and cereal" group on Facebook.
by Assclownfd January 23, 2010
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a MMORPG where players compete to collect the most "friends" by stalking other players, posting status updates and photos, and playing mini-MMORPGs like Farmville, Mafia Wars and (fluff)Friends.
"I spend two hours a day on facebook, and I have 1,600 friends (98% of whom I never speak to in RL). In other words, my e-peen is bigger than yours."
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Another excuse for old men to stalk young girls and boys.
Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them.

Also known as:
the highly addictive drug: crack
a cause of insomnia

Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.
"I have been trying to find her all week! She won't answer my calls, she doesn't respond to my emails."

"Oh, shes at home, chillin, and reading Harry Potter."

"What? How'd you know that?"

"One word. Facebook."
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n. A social-networking site found on the interwebs. When a user registers they are able to add friends and join groups, similar to myspace. What was once a simple, unique site good for college students wanting to stalk each other, it has spread and grown to include high school kids who want to post pictures of them getting drunk, and later to include anyone who is an alumni from a university or high school.

Originally a person's page only showed their name, info, interests, etc. After numerous layout changes, you can now see what "actions" a person has made on the site, as well as add applications that serve no purpose other than to cause Java and Flash Player errors, and make the site more corny.

Despite all this, it is still commonly used for procrastination as well as stalking.

v. To facebook someone is to look them up and/or request they be your friend.
Frank: Hey, did you facebook me?
Betty: I tried, but there's so much crap on there now that it takes forever to load.
Random: Hey, did you guys check out the pictures I posted of my friends downing vodka and passing out on a couch? Man, college is great!
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