A website where people tell you about there problems you dont want to hear about
I hate people who post there problems on facebook
by fr do February 19, 2016
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A website that was formerly used for College and University students, but now High School students are allowed to use it. Since then, a bunch of 13 year olds that think they are in High School have invaded facebook and turned it into a site where they can post all of their slutty pictures.
Facebook was cool before those kids showed up and ruined it.
by weeeeeeeee April 1, 2007
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verb - the action of using the facebook; viewing profiles, groups, friends, messages, etc.
It's been 3 hours since I last facebooked - I'm having withdrawls!
by gordanfreman March 3, 2005
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A clener, less slutty, less Newark version of Myspace.
myspace is to guido.....as facebook is to preppy.
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Newark is to myspace....as Greenwich is to facebook.
by Andy Cee July 27, 2006
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A online website that used to be a better alternative to myspace, but now has become just as bad with the recent addition of junior college kids & high schoolers.

its the perfect place to stalk anyone you have seen around campus now that there is a constantly updated "status" where one can post what they are doing that EXACT moment ie. showering, studying, eating or whatever....
now one can also tell everyone how they met each and everyone of their friends.. making it possible to pretend like you know someone you have never met in your life.

all of the above has just become a complete joke and people enter fake "status" entries and make up random inside jokes for how they met their friends like, "we hooked up in 1955 and it was GREAT!"

everyone girl it seems on facebook is married or a lesbian...

people try to make themselves look cool by belonging to random inside joke groups proclaiming how they hate greek, or hate goths..

'the wall' is the same thing as myspace comments... and thats the only useful part of faceboook. its a way to keep track of things you drunkenly did in college. you remember friday night only through the posts your friends made on your wall.

people encorporate facebook into everyday conversations.
when a person says something particularly witty or funny.. it will soon become a facebook quote.
"facebook quote of the year"

"thats totally gonna be my new facebook album default pic"

"facebook group war"
by SBKAT July 31, 2006
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An addicting website for people in high school and up where stalkers tend to reside due to the massive amounts of information about a person that can be found on a persons page
warning:parents and other unwanted family members tend to like this website also and may find and add you
Gigi:omfg!! i found that really hot guy from class on facebook last night!! I also got his number, email, and screen name
Naomi:omg dude! thats awesome!!
by bored723 February 25, 2009
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1) noun; An online network for college students and faculty at certain universities. A student can create his/her own profile which may include a picture, highschool background, interests, and classes. A facebook member can create a friend network of other members on facebook, as well as join or make any facebook groups he/she desires.

2) verb; It can be used in any tense, referring to the action one does when one uses the facebook.
1) Dude, that chick's on the facebook!
2) Mm-mm, girlfriend. I ain't meetin' nobody I don't know off that facebook.
3) Aaah! I need to facebook!
4) Becky, have you facebooked lately?
5) Hey, sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called - I was facebooking.
by rocksteadygpc November 7, 2004
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