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1.
Placing one's head between a pair of boobs to facilitate the rubbing of the face with the breasts.
'Do you mind if I faceboob you'
'Go ahead'
'Brrrllllrrrr*'

*faceboobing is often accompanied by sounds similar to those of a bluppy or raspberry
by lorinery September 23, 2009
 
2.
to look through added friends or friends of friends pictures in hopes of finding great bikini pictures. Albums named Beach are prime areas for this activity
I added Dolly as a friend last night, I hope she accepts! With a rack like that i cant wait to faceboob her!
by redkaw February 24, 2010
 
3.
Sexy but fake (usually photoshopped) boob photos that are used by some women in Facebook to fool people. Some of these Faceboob pictures don't show the person's face.
Guy 1: Hey your hot friend that I saw in Facebook has got nice boobs.
Guy 2: Nah, it isn't that great IRL, those are just faceboobs.
by wolvesovthesea December 10, 2009
 
4.
When a girl hugs you and presses your face to her bossoms or when someone voluntarily puts their face in someone's boobs in an embrace.
Guy: Got hugged by a really tall girl today. Her top was so low, total faceboob.
by Always Happy Never Smiling October 31, 2011
 
5.
Boobs, usually small perky ones, on a womans face...Yes they're real....if you thought they were fake you are in for the most amazing feeling in your life when u find out they exist...i've seen em...glorious glorious face boobs...
that chick has face boobies
i like to kiss face boobs
i like to use my schlong to slap face boobs
by cnap39428 November 04, 2011
 
6.
Somebody who has just started using FaceBook.
A newbie of FaceBook. Or better a noob in facebook.
He has just started using facebook. What a noob he is a FaceBoob.
by SlowRiot February 02, 2009
 
7.
a very stupid looking person
YOU FACE BOOB!!! STOP LOOKING AT THE BOOBS ON THE BOOB TUBE... loser
by mr.. man? March 22, 2004