Poop-shoot Face 

A poop-shoot face is someone, usually a middle age woman, who always has the look on her face as if something is being shoved up her anus.

Also, a woman who you can tell by looking at her that enjoys anal intercourse.

ex.1 By the look on Nancey's face I could have swore she saw something horrid outside the window, but it turns out she is just a poop-shoot face.

ex.2 Nicki Minaj is such a poop-shoot face. I'd totally give it to her.

Poop-shoot Face by GeorgeMichaels October 28, 2010

shoot myself in the face 

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

shoot myself in the face by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

shoot me in the face  

a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.

alba: erin just walked in the room.
elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face

shoot me in the face by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

Shoot me in the face 

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(

You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.

Shoot me in the face by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018

Shoot myself in the face 

When you are so frustrated or annoyed by something that you'd rather die than tolerate another minute of it.

When a loud speaking co-worker who sounds as dumb as a caveman is on phone calls all day and you can't take it anymore. You just want to put yourself out of your misery by shooting yourself in the face...

You may say something under your breath such as "For some reason, I just want to shoot myself in the face".

Shoot myself in the face by Capn Caveman July 20, 2010

Shoot you in the face 

1. shoot someone in the face by a gun

2. Mostly used when someone want to ejaculate during sex after a long time without having any sex...

Example #1

While a household is being robbed...

Le Father : Please spare my life... I have 3 daughers and 4 sons, two of them are adopted and a wife who needs me... And lots and lots of dogs and cats to feed... They'll go hungry if I die! Please everything except killing me... please :'(

Thug : Do you see this gun? I'm gonna shoot you in the face if you don't give me all your money and one of your dogs... I love dogs

Example #2

Horny dude : Hey girl, I'm horny...

Slut : Sure... You're the last guy I haven't had sex with in this class...

Horny dude : Let's get it done...

They returned home... and have sex for a while...
about 2 minutes later...

Horny dude : Shit... I think I'm gonna cum...

Slut : So soon? You suck!

Horny dude : I know... It's just that I haven't had any sex for about 4 months straight...

Slut : 0_o

Horny dude : Would you be a little doll and let me shoot you in the face?

Slut : I can't wait...

Horny dude : Arrgh.... I think I'm gonna cum... Here goes! Arrghhhhh!!!

Slut : You idiot! That went right into my eye!

Shoot you in the face by mr.exterminator420 March 31, 2013

shoot myself in the face 

a sign of disgruntlement over an event

I just broke and fell out of my desk in front of the whole class! I wanna shoot myself in the face!

shoot myself in the face by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003