Face Crush Saga 

When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.

"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."

Face Crush Saga by 13th December 10, 2013

crush my face 

what u say when u thirstin for a donald duck

ayo is that donald duck? i want him to crush my face so bad

crush my face by donnie ducko March 30, 2022

FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.

Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.

FACE CRUSHER by Gross Tony March 10, 2008

Face-crash 

To ruin someone's facebook profile by changing the details, status, pictures and sometimes joining or creating groups.

Someone just face-crashed my profile, I logged in and found that I am now intrested in men, that my intrests are being gay and that my profile picture is now a big pair of balls, I can't wait to catch the bastard that did this.

Face-crash by Arthur C June 21, 2008

Crushing face 

The act of winning, usually multiple times in a row. Often in the context of a videogame.

Wow, I am really crushing face at Starcraft today. I just got promoted!

Rich crushes face at online scrabble. He never loses.

Crushing face by Yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso April 8, 2012

facecrush

A crush you develop for a girl or guy through a social networking website, e.g. facebook.

I hardly knew Anna in college, but now I have a total facecrush on her.

facecrush by firstpitch December 9, 2008

facecrash 

Girl on boy:
Girl jumps naked from a height, spread legged, in order to land straddled on a boys face resulting in oral sex and the boy crashing to the floor.

"Omygod that guy is so hot I would totally facecrash him."

"If anyone needs a place to crash, they can crash on my face."

facecrash by Bobisactuallyagirl January 5, 2009