Hair which grows on the face after puberty hits. This is a slightly derogatory term for a beard, usually only used when a man's beard is patchy and won't come in full.
He's thinkin' so hard, he's strokin' his face pubes
by namrepus April 6, 2005
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A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.
"Edward aka EZE aka sexy man beast has face pubes."
by Faaii March 22, 2005
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the scraggly half-ass beard of a man with curly wiry hair
dude she really likes you... but you've gotta lose the pube face you got goin there
by Allah Ragbar February 26, 2008
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Someone who wants to grow a mustache but cant, so he glues his pubes to his face.
His mustache is frickin HUGE! It covers his entire face!!.... wait a minute.... Thats not a mustache at all!! It looks like more like a pube face
by DeuceBug November 21, 2008
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A man or woman with a thick beard ressembling pubic hair n a fat upper pussy areas that looks like its trying to take over the world
Becky won the trailer park beauty contest. She was the obvious winner with her sweet beard n gunt hanging out that pube faced fupa monster
by Dirty Mike n the boys October 15, 2017
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